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  2. catwmeow:

    tomlinholic:

    if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh

    I wish I would have found this before my ex cheated on me.

    (via theblackparadewillneverbedead)

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  3. babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

    babeoftime:

    theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

    (via theblackparadewillneverbedead)

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  4. shouldnt:

    THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

    (via theblackparadewillneverbedead)

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  6. aquasplendens:

realitymonster:

hypeangel:

Pew!

wat

I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ON TV! So the little thing he’s spitting out is a type of plankton that emits a light when it’s threatened by predators. So, the tetra ate it, and it felt threatened, so it emitted this light which the tetra didn’t like (aka didn’t want to be spotted by other predators at night) so it spat it out!

    aquasplendens:

    realitymonster:

    hypeangel:

    Pew!

    wat

    I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ON TV!
    So the little thing he’s spitting out is a type of plankton that emits a light when it’s threatened by predators. So, the tetra ate it, and it felt threatened, so it emitted this light which the tetra didn’t like (aka didn’t want to be spotted by other predators at night) so it spat it out!

    (via theblackparadewillneverbedead)

    5 hours ago  /  8,849 notes  /  Source: highkeygay

  7. commandersheena:

    israfel070:

    modestdemidov:

    "make up is false advertisement!"

    translation:

    "i view women as products"

    If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

    did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

    (via theblackparadewillneverbedead)

    5 hours ago  /  84,797 notes  /  Source: modestdemidov

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  9. on the tumblr: white boys must be stopped. at all costs. no excuses. end them.

    on the streets: damn...wassup....

    5 hours ago  /  35,666 notes  /  Source: koalatea

  10. codeinewarrior:

    yeahokaybyecya:

    codeinewarrior:

    "god i hate kids"

    yes cus you weird and not fun and they call you out on it

    No bc they’re assholes and annoying and loud

    no offense but you sound weird and not fun

    (via theblackparadewillneverbedead)

    5 hours ago  /  2,164 notes  /  Source: codeinewarrior