Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”
Did you know that due to American Public Law 94-479, by the 94th Congress, George Washington is protected from being outranked by any officer in past, present, and future? Meaning if there’s a 6th star general, Washington is automatically upgraded to 7th. There is a law dedicated to preserving Washington’s badass status.
mercutio: i can see what's happening
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying
Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.
… These kids will rule the world.
THE LAST ONE THO.
I need these children
When the blind lead the blind, get out the way. #profound
But number 8
Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch